Pat Phillips, A.K.A "Liquorice-Allosaurs";
notorious
adept of Tactical Frivolity, Lion Tamer, Rockstar and International woman of
mystery was born in 1865, in the little known Lancashire town of Scumsley. In
1889 she made her escape to London, where she immediately became embroiled in
a filthy slew of artisans, anarchists and musicians. She gained brief notoriety
during her affiliation with the anarchic samba troubadours "Rhythms of Resistance",
but increasingly savage encounters with the Bow Street Runners are thought to
have contributed to her eventual mysterious disappearance. There have been many
rumours concerning her fate.
She has recently
been linked to the feared Finsbury Park Beaders, known for their long running
feud with the Hoxton Hookers, a crochet favouring artisan street gang.